Well...my brain is wired strangely... It a very cool photo...makes me feel like ugly for wearing glasses...Even though I cant make them look cool like he does...He could pull off wearing a trash bag...
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Fucking hopped up like Dennis Hopper on speed. I'm gonna smoke your ass like Cheech and Chong smoke week. My cum's so chunky it's like an Oreo McFlurry. I'm gonna fuck your face till your eyes get blurry. Fuck the poker, I'll be poking you right up, now your choking! Bitches love my cock like Slash loves rock.
I'm your fuck, get up on your bare back. When they find you, they gonna find you on the ceiling! Bashed up, gashed up, you ain't got no feeling. Stick'em in a wheel chair, I'm your favorite nightmare. I'm gonna die hard like Bruce fucking Willis. I am not sick, I'm just simply the illest, of all.
It's on like Donkey Kong! O-o-on like Donkey Kong. It's on like Donkey Kong! O-o-on like Donkey Kong. Bitch I don't if you can handle this schlong. Go, go long, I'm on like King Kong.
Choppin' through the butcher shop, racking the meat. You'll climax so high the altitude'll make your ears bleed. Gettin' fucked from behind, his head on the pelvis. I'm down for deep anal bitch, I'm not about the cervix. Blonde Barbie Ken, fuck that Hollister shit. I'm more queer than Clay Aiken with Aberzombie & Bitch. And when you come back yelping, what?, for a second helping, you'll be screamin' "Jayy von!" while I'm motherfuckin' felching. Neck, back, sack, then onto the scrotum, I got more fucking crack than the hoods of Harlem. Spray me don't date me, use your mouth, not your hand. I'd swallow your cum like vodka if my name was Lindsay Lohan. Hahaha
There's a way, there's a train. Ride it on me. I'll be your railroad baby, just gimme your seat. This faggot just fucked your girl, she got rid of her pussy. Sewed her snach, got a dick, just so she could fuck me.
It's on like Donkey Kong! O-o-on like Donkey Kong. It's on like Donkey Kong! O-o-on like Donkey Kong. Bitch I don't if you can handle this schlong. Go, go long, I'm on like King Kong.
I'm slammin' bitches like Kong slam a barrel. Fuck more witches like I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Cock so good, I had to put it in a song. It's wrong, wrong, wrong like Gaga's got a ding-dong.
Go, go ape shit! Go ape shit! Go, go ape shit! Go ape shit!
It's on like Donkey Kong! O-o-on like Donkey Kong. It's on like Donkey Kong! O-o-on like Donkey Kong. Bitch I don't if you can handle this schlong. Go, go long, I'm on like King Kong.
I'm slammin' bitches like Kong slam a barrel. Fuck more witches like I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Cock so good, I had to put it in a song. It's wrong, wrong, wrong like Gaga's got a ding-dong.
But yeah, Jayy can make anything sexy. C;
Everyone likes seagulls on speed. XD
Fucking hopped up like Dennis Hopper on speed. I'm gonna smoke your ass like Cheech and Chong smoke week. My cum's so chunky it's like an Oreo McFlurry. I'm gonna fuck your face till your eyes get blurry. Fuck the poker, I'll be poking you right up, now your choking! Bitches love my cock like Slash loves rock.
I'm your fuck, get up on your bare back. When they find you, they gonna find you on the ceiling! Bashed up, gashed up, you ain't got no feeling. Stick'em in a wheel chair, I'm your favorite nightmare. I'm gonna die hard like Bruce fucking Willis. I am not sick, I'm just simply the illest, of all.
It's on like Donkey Kong! O-o-on like Donkey Kong. It's on like Donkey Kong! O-o-on like Donkey Kong. Bitch I don't if you can handle this schlong. Go, go long, I'm on like King Kong.
Choppin' through the butcher shop, racking the meat. You'll climax so high the altitude'll make your ears bleed. Gettin' fucked from behind, his head on the pelvis. I'm down for deep anal bitch, I'm not about the cervix. Blonde Barbie Ken, fuck that Hollister shit. I'm more queer than Clay Aiken with Aberzombie & Bitch. And when you come back yelping, what?, for a second helping, you'll be screamin' "Jayy von!" while I'm motherfuckin' felching. Neck, back, sack, then onto the scrotum, I got more fucking crack than the hoods of Harlem. Spray me don't date me, use your mouth, not your hand. I'd swallow your cum like vodka if my name was Lindsay Lohan. Hahaha
There's a way, there's a train. Ride it on me. I'll be your railroad baby, just gimme your seat. This faggot just fucked your girl, she got rid of her pussy. Sewed her snach, got a dick, just so she could fuck me.
It's on like Donkey Kong! O-o-on like Donkey Kong. It's on like Donkey Kong! O-o-on like Donkey Kong. Bitch I don't if you can handle this schlong. Go, go long, I'm on like King Kong.
I'm slammin' bitches like Kong slam a barrel. Fuck more witches like I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Cock so good, I had to put it in a song. It's wrong, wrong, wrong like Gaga's got a ding-dong.
Go, go ape shit! Go ape shit! Go, go ape shit! Go ape shit!
It's on like Donkey Kong! O-o-on like Donkey Kong. It's on like Donkey Kong! O-o-on like Donkey Kong. Bitch I don't if you can handle this schlong. Go, go long, I'm on like King Kong.
I'm slammin' bitches like Kong slam a barrel. Fuck more witches like I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Cock so good, I had to put it in a song. It's wrong, wrong, wrong like Gaga's got a ding-dong.